Good and Bad, Mostly Bad, Ways to Fill Your Empty Soul: #33 Get a Body Modification

body modification

What it Entails:

Take a look at your body. A long hard look. Realize that you’re not happy with it.

Is it because you’ve watched tv?


Is it because the magazines tell you that you’re not good enough?


There is a different path ahead of you. The simple alterations seen in our culture aren’t enough, pierced ears, small tattoos. You laugh at their lack of ambition.

You’re fascinated by eyeball jewelry, tongue splitting, branding, ear shaping, extreme flesh tunnels, tooth filing, and subdermal implants. Maybe you want to look like your spirit animal, which happens to be a snake. Maybe you want to look like an elf from Lord of the Rings. Maybe you want to have horns. Whatever the case you wanted a unique look, and now you can have it.

1. Everyone wants to be unique.
2. Discover that beauty really is just skin deep.
3. Instant access pass to a club of people who are rebels against society, just like you.

1. May not seem like such a good idea once you come down from your high.
2. Much easier to pick out of a lineup.
3. Never worry about Halloween again.

1 thought on “Good and Bad, Mostly Bad, Ways to Fill Your Empty Soul: #33 Get a Body Modification

  1. I was supposed to do this today. The tattoo artist blew me off and didn’t show up. So my attempt to fill my empty soul has left me feeling even emptier. I’m seriously discouraged and depressed by this.

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